Wiper-fluid punch suspected in death (CNews)

One person is dead and three are in hospital after drinking punch mixed in an windshield-washer fluid container at two holiday parties in Chatham-Kent.

Caution: Do not read and drive, iron or smoke (New York Daily News)

Do not clean your kids in the washing machine. Do not dry your cell phone in the microwave. And be sure not to read the phone book while driving.

MacKenzie: From dish washer to winner (GolfWeek)

KAPALUA, Hawaii – Will MacKenzie must feel like he`s in paradise. Walking along the fairways of Kapalua, he can`t keep his eyes off the waves below and the dozens of surfers in the water.

Whirlpool sells Maytag buildings in Newton (Waterloo Cedar-Falls Courier)

DES MOINES (AP) --- As Whirlpool Corp. prepares to shut down the Maytag corporate headquarters and a washer and dryer factory in Newton later this year, company officials said Wednesday they have sold the Maytag buildings.

2007 Wacky Warning winners (Sharewatch)

-- "DO NOT put any person in this washer," from a tag on a front-loading washing machine. First place. -- "Never use a lit match or open flame to check fuel level," from a label on a personal watercraft. Second place.

2007 Wacky Warning Label Contest winners (WOOD TV 8 Grand Rapids)

Winning entries in the 10th annual Wacky Warning Label Contest, sponsored by the advocacy group Michigan Lawsuit Abuse Watch: ___ _ "DO NOT put any person in this washer,"...

Quick Read (Detroit News)

First place winner in the 10th annual Wacky Warning Label Contest, sponsored by the advocacy group Michigan Lawsuit Abuse Watch, was "DO NOT put any person in this washer," from a tag on a front-loading washing machine. Other winners were:

CUT YOUR UTILITY BILLS JAMES DULLEY: The dish on getting the right washer (The Charlotte Observer)

Q. My old dishwasher is noisy and does not always clean the dishes well. I also assume new models are more energy and water efficient. What are the most important features to consider in a new one?

Washer`s label takes top honors at Wacky Warning Label Contest (Houston Chronicle)

Don`t clean your kids in the washing machine. Don`t dry your cell phone in the microwave. And be sure not to read the phone book while driving. Those are among the winning entries in this year`s Wacky Warning Label Contest, run by an anti-lawsuit group.

Wacky warning winner: Don`t put people in washer (CNN.com)

DETROIT, Michigan (AP) -- Do not clean your kids in the washing machine. Do not dry your cell phone in the microwave. And be sure not to read the phone book while driving. Those are among the winning entries in this year`s Wacky Warning Label Contest, run by an anti-lawsuit group.